31 January 2008 - 14:00We stopped sucking at 3v3
And boy oh boy, does that feel nice. Almost 100 rating, well done, We Cap SH Graveyard (blame the %!$&ing AV grind for our team names).
We did a lot better against our own setup this run, yesterday’s advice of “poly rogue, blind priest, and give the mage all you got, Icy Veins, Power Infusion, trinkets and all” seems to be working well. After the priest trinkets the blind and dispels the rogue, the priest gets sheeped, and if I can fear the rogue (who usually is on me anyway) before he manages to use Cloak of Shadows, the mage is pretty much done for, Ice Block or not. If we go for the priest, we’ve found that gives their mage and rogue to use their CC potential and retaliate full force against me, and that doesn’t really end well.
Highlights from today include:
1. “Catch me if you can”
Warrior, ret paladin, resto shaman. Normally this lineup scares me, with Bloodlust it means I’ll be going squish so fast, I might as well pop PS before Bloodlust, unless we get some CC in really fast.
…they decided to go after Strat, our mage.
Sight to behold, I tell you, he tried every trick in the book and kited them around for minues, Bloodlust or not. I kept absolutely spamhealing, running around, being Purged, Earth Shocked, stunned, while they chased Strat with scary singlemindedness. Oh how he ran. Ice Blocked, blinked around, Frost Nova, LoSed, even LoSed me at times, I was having heart attacks. Meanwhile, Andersson my lovely rogue is working on the warrior. The shaman is really confident that Strat’s going down soon (he spent a good minute under 30%) and gets carried away with harassing me and purging everyone in sight, Strat goes down with warrior at 4%, and the shaman is not prepared.
It’s a very oom retri paladin and an almost OOM resto shaman, vs my lovely rogue and me. Considering that an OOM retri paladin does equivalent DPS to an AFK warrior, that ended rather quickly.
Strat tests my limits every match.
2. “My heart is beating like a %!&*%er”
Fire mage, fire mage, and resto druid. We went on the druid and he went down fairly fast, but so did Strat, after a coordinated nukeage. Andersson took down one of the mages but in doing so he got too low on health, LoSed me at a crucial moment, and down he went.
Fire mage on 20% mana and 50% HP, vs me at about 40% mana. I could mana burn and win that…
…first thing he does is Poly me and Evocate.
Ohshi.
Strat’s yelling encouragement and tactics on Vent -” don’t panic Ely, you can do it Ely, it’s easy Ely just keep mana burning”. I’m absolutely shaking and panicking at this point, oh please don’t let me screw this up, pleasepleaseplepalsplelspl. I get re-polyed and he loads up a pyroblast, but luckily I’ve managed to shield before the second poly, the poly brings me to full and along with the shield I take fairly little damage.
Impact chain-procs after that though and he gets in a few Scorches and a Fireball. Nothing a heal or two won’t take care of… son of a %!&*%, counterspell. I’m spamming my fear button, starting to really panic, he needs to give me breathing room, NOW. Fear finally goes off, I throw a heal and start chain mana burning. Stay calm, stay calm, just don’t panic oh god don’t screw it up. Both his WotF and trinket are on cooldown, so he can’t break it and I get 2-3 mana burns in. So far, so good.
He runs back after his Fear, and starts spamscorching as if that will help something (really don’t know what he was thinking there, with my kind of resilience he will have something of a hard time critting). I’ve abandoned all pretense of healing, sicced my Shadowfiend on him, and am just mana burning with a shield up while praying to all the PvP gods. Impact procs once, but I have high HP due to his chainsheeps, and he isn’t really hurting me there. We’re practically standing face to face, furiously casting. He exhausts himself in seconds, and now’s my time to move in.
Strat’s yelling on vent “SWP, Devouring Plague, he’s running off to drink, keep him in combat he has shit mana regen, mount up, run, run, run” as I get sheeped and he runs back to the starting area to drink, luckily my trinket cooldown is up again at this point. I run in and SWP/DP after he takes a few sips, but it’s a non-issue at this point, because he’s hurt himself enough on my reflective shield and mana burns that all the mana in the world won’t save him. (On hindsight I could have ressed Andersson while he was drinking, but I didn’t want to risk something going wrong and getting my res interrupted by a mage at full mana.)
He runs for his life, I give chase with my hands shaking, spamming every button I can find, not even risking stopping for a smite. Down he goes after a couple of seconds, and on Vent a breathless, meek voice is heard.
“..oh. My. God.”
Don’t think the adrenaline rush went away for the next couple of matches there.
3. “Whoops, wrong buff”
Mage, shadow priest, resto druid. Druid stealthed, mage invis’d, the strategy we decided on was to CC the mage for as long as we could, screw the SP, we’d get the druid.
I stepped out from behind the column to act as bait and maybe get a couple of offensive dispels on the SP. He spotted this and began spamdispelling me as well, before I eventually ended the dispel chain by returning behind the column. He gave chase, got hit by Strat’s poly, trinketed it and ran to me again (dispelling IS addictive, I swear – there is something sadistically fun about seeing all those buffs fade). Little did he realise at that moment that he was running away from the fray, running to right where I wanted him to be.
He hit dispel again as soon as I was in LoS, then ran in to fear. My finger was literally hovering over the WotF button just for this moment…
…when “Immune” flashed over my portrait.
Despite his dispel spam, he had failed to somehow remove Fear Ward.
He stood very still, first puzzled, then the realisation of impending doom kicking in, for about two seconds before I stopped laughing enough to hit my own fear. If I could read his thoughts, I was sure I would see a little “ohshiiiii” bubble right over his head.
No WotF (that was a troll priest), no trinket since he used it up seconds ago on Poly, and for some obscure reason, his own Fear Ward was on the druid instead. He was forced to eat a full duration Psychic Scream while we chain sheeped/blinded/CSed the mage and worked on the druid, it was gg from there.
I can still imagine the “lolwhut” expression on his little, blue troll face.
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